Just two more jokes, and I’m done for the day.
There was this Filipino kindergarten teacher and she was teaching her class how to do the hokey-pokey. She started off by saying, “You put your right feet in, you put your right feet out, you put your right feet in….”
Suddenly one of the children said, “Teacher you have to say ‘foot.’”
So the teacher said, “You ‘foot’ your right feet in, you ‘foot’ your right feet out…..”
Nothing personal here. Filipinos just have an irreverent humor, and we make fun of ourselves all the time. Here’s one more…
There once was a Filipino man who worked at the grocery store and noticed that someone left their lights on their vehicle. He decided to be a good Samaritan and announced the following over the intercom system: “excush mae, der eez a ca wit de lights on, license phlate numbearrr, LBQ123, El as in elepant, vee as in victory, and q as in cucumbearrr.