Filipina Soul

Just two more jokes, and I’m done for the day.
TEACHER.
There was this Filipino kindergarten teacher and she was teaching her class how to do the hokey-pokey. She started off by saying, “You put your right feet in, you put your right feet out, you put your right feet in….” 
Suddenly one of the children said, “Teacher you have to say ‘foot.’” 
So the teacher said, “You ‘foot’ your right feet in, you ‘foot’ your right feet out…..”

Nothing personal here. Filipinos just have an irreverent humor, and we make fun of ourselves all the time. Here’s …read more

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Some jokes are too good to pass…
A Pinoy went to a bar in Hawaii to have some drinks. At the counter, he sat next to the famous Hollywood director, Steven Spielberg who was already ahead by a quart of alcohol. After a couple of beers, the Pinoy sensed that Spielberg was glaring at him. Suddenly, in a flash the Pinoy crashed down from his stool, felled by a vicious hook from the director.
Picking himself up, he yelled, “Wat da hell is dat por?”
Spielberg ranted: “That’s for the bombing of Pearl Harbor, you #@@!!##! My dad perished in that bombing!”
“Tang …read more

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